In today’s very special episode of Speak Up on Kotaku, commenter Aikage warns of a very dangerous message lurking in the otherwise pure and innocent Bayonetta. What are we teaching our children? Oh my goodness I can hardly believe it! As I’m a monogamous gamer, I will only play or make comments on one game, and so you may know that I’ve been playing Bayonetta. I was playing this rummy master morning and fighting a big boss (and losing horribly because my reflexes are like a 98 year old man with Parkinson’s). Eventually I managed to rip off both dragon heads and turn my hair into a raven which poked a hole through the remaining upside down head bit. Some witty dialogue ensued (oh that Bayonetta is so cheeky!) and then. and THEN.(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); She threw her lollipop stick on the ground. Imagine if my children were watching! They would learn that it is OK to litter. There’s a $500 fine rummy modern if you’re caught littering in NY. I suggest that we all email Platinum Games and demand that an ECOGREEN version of the game be made where Bayonetta picks up the stick and apologizes. Then turns it into a shuriken that can cut off some angel wings. Platinum Games contact info E-mail FOR GENERAL INQUIRIES: [email protected] FOR BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] FOR CORPORATE PRESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] FOR PRESS INQUIRIES INVOLVING PLATINUMGAMES TITLES: Click Here FOR EMPLOYMENT INQUIRIES: [email protected] FOR COMMUNITY/PODCAST INQUIRIES: [email protected] MAILING ADDRESS HEAD OFFICE: Umeda Sky Building Tower West 9F1-1-30, Oyodo-naka, Kita-ku, Osaka, 531-6109 Phone: +81-6-4797-0202 Fax: +81-6-4797-0203 TOKYO OFFICE: Route Azabu Building 5F, 2-14-11, Azabu Juban, Minato-ku, Tokyo 106-0045 Phone: +81-3-5765-6226 Fax: +81-3-5765-6110 About Speak Up on Kotaku: Our readers have a lot to say, and sometimes what they have to say has nothing to do with rummy nabob the stories we run. That’s why we have a forum on Kotaku called Speak Up. That’s the place to post anecdotes, photos, game tips and hints, and anything you want to share with Kotaku at large. Every weekday we’ll pull one of the best Speak Up posts we can find and highlight it here.